Hush, now baby don’t you stress! I’m gonna fill your mama complex.
Never go to bed without a piece of raw meat.
Every little defect gets respect.
Author: prolific holes
Something got between us
Oh England! My Lionheart…
Digitalia
noun singular | Dig·i·ta·lia | \ˌdi-jə-ˈtāl-yə\
The goddess of the internet. Reigns over bits and bytes ever since 1989.
Dusk
Same rights!
Dictatorial irony
When Siegfried Uhse (IM Hardy) gave away the location of a secret tunnel which had been used to help people escape East Germany, the Stasi payed him 1000 Deutsche Marks — 1000 West German marks.
Poisonous love
I add your mother on Facebook.
Fuck your poetry slam.
Unikat Tattoo.
To the dyke
Do you think we ought to be mingling?
- Firmly but earnestly ask: ‘Do you think we ought to be mingling?’
- Oh, let’s not use all out stories up now – I saw we’re sitting next to each other at supper.’ (Allowable if true. Heck, passable if false.)
- Ambush an innocent and use your escape line: ‘Have you met Jimmy?’
- ‘Do excuse me, I’ve just got to nip to the loo.’
- ‘Oh golly, I need to get a top-up.’
- Spill red wine. On yourself.
- Apologise: ‘Gosh, look at me monopolizing all your time.’ Leave.
- Break into a very aggressive coughing fit. But please – do cover your mouth.
- Be a canapé whore, and scamper off chasing the last macaroon.
- Answer your phone. Didn’t ring? No worries, it’s on silent.
- Old classic: fart.
- Start to hum.
- Look over their shoulder. A lot.
- Stare them straight in the eye and mutter: ‘I’m bored.’