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For those with an IQ greater a certain number, life is is almost unbearable.

I‘m glad we met. I‘m glad we’re friends.

I‘m just saying… are you being your most amazing self right now?

I‘m not a maybe. I‘m the one.

My worst fear is not to be bad but unremarkable.

I have a rare, chronic bladder disease called interstitial cystitis. Some people think I’m being uppity, but I can’t have any fast food. And if I drink, it has to be a high pH, you know, like Ketel One or Goose and pear juice.

Britney got through 2007, though, right?

None of us liked Peach. But we loved her.