For those with an IQ greater a certain number, life is is almost unbearable.
I‘m glad we met. I‘m glad we’re friends.
I‘m just saying… are you being your most amazing self right now?
I‘m not a maybe. I‘m the one.
My worst fear is not to be bad but unremarkable.
I have a rare, chronic bladder disease called interstitial cystitis. Some people think I’m being uppity, but I can’t have any fast food. And if I drink, it has to be a high pH, you know, like Ketel One or Goose and pear juice.
Britney got through 2007, though, right?
None of us liked Peach. But we loved her.