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For those with an IQ greater a certain number, life is is almost unbearable.

I‘m glad we met. I‘m glad we’re friends.

I‘m just saying… are you being your most amazing self right now?

I‘m not a maybe. I‘m the one.

My worst fear is not to be bad but unremarkable.

I have a rare, chronic bladder disease called interstitial cystitis. Some people think I’m being uppity, but I can’t have any fast food. And if I drink, it has to be a high pH, you know, like Ketel One or Goose and pear juice.

Britney got through 2007, though, right?

None of us liked Peach. But we loved her.

No moon, no moon in Paris

There’s no moon, no moon in Paris
And it’s very lonely here tonight
Everywhere else there’s a full moon
But not here, not now, and nothing’s going right

What can I do but pretend to be brave
And pretend to be strong when I’m not
There’s no moon, no moon in Paris tonight
And it’s lonely and that’s all I got

No moon, no moon in Paris
And it’s very lonely here tonight
When I think of all the moons that shone for us
So distantly
All through the full moon night

It always made me gasp
Gasp with love to see
But that was when I still loved you
And you loved me

There’s no moon, no moon in Paris tonight
And it’s lonely, and that’s all I got

Everything passes, everything changes
There’s no way to stay the same
As below, then so above
The only thing that stays the same is love