Orange humour

– Cause society has conditioned me to see female sexuality as currency.
– Right! And it’s time to spend a little in exchange for a burger.
– Touché.

– In Russia, we have a saying: “Don’t open your mouth to eat other people’s bread.”
– Or what?
– Ask the Germans in wintertime.

Don’t fuck where you eat or shit where you fuck. It’s bad business.

I too was once embarrassed and squeamish about my personal… eau de parfume. But then I thought, ‘Why should I be ashamed? Isn’t that a part of the self-hatred that has been bred into me by the patriarchy? And aren’t those same men that would shame me not the same men that would wear my panties on their faces, inhaling deeply?

Because this is America. Violence is all good and fine. But sex? Lord, no!

That’s the thing with the internet. Nobody’s a freak no more. 

Two in the pink, one in the stink. It ain’t rocket science.

Fuck diamonds, I got spinach!

I’m not crazy, I’m chosen.

– One sentence, two prisoners.
– That sounds like two girls, one cup.

I’m going to do to you what spring does with cherry trees… But in a prison way.