Love hurts

  • I also would like you to return every poem I ever wrote to. That is, if you haven’t destroyed them.
  • I still have the poems, yes.
  • I burned everything you ever gave me in a small, controlled fire

Once I realised she wasn’t a guy called Simon her writing started to make a whole lot more sense.

Madre Linda

– You have spiked their blood sugar.

– Oh no, these raspberries cupcakes are sugar-free!

– There’s sugar in raspberries!

Given all you accomplished, how do you stay so humble?

Love is mostly chemicals. Dopamine, oxytocin, serotonin. To activate all three, exercise, eat some protein, squeeze in eight hugs a day.

And if you get too overwhelmed just use the safe word: hakuna matata.